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Hi.
I mean, India doesn't seem to give a crap about anything that goes on in the rest of the world...I hear about countries like the US(obv.) the UK, China, and Russia seem to be in the news, but never about India...
Do they even have any allies or relations with any other countries?
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1.The average IQ of people in India is around 81. Weirdly enough they do not realize this and they think they are much smarter than the rest of the world. This causes countless incidents in which Indians embarrass themselves to the rest of the world without even realizing this
2.The Indian education system is the very worst on the planet. If you enroll, you get your diploma. Most Indian "engineers" are not even able to read, write or speak proper English. Even the French speak better English than "educated" Indians.
3.People from India will always agree with you, no matter what. If you ask them if they will finish a job on time, they will always say yes, not to insult you with something silly like the truth. The end result of this is that nothing gets finished, ever.
4.Somehow Indians convinced themselves that wearing gay clothing and shaking your behind a lot is entertaining. They call this Bollywood. This Hollywood wannabe silly excuse for entertainment is only entertaining in India, the rest of the world completely ignores it.
5.Indians consider a hole in the ground to be proper sanitary facilities. Unsurprisingly, there is not a single person in India who does not have dysentery!
6..Another sanitary disaster is that Indians just throw their dead into the Ganges river. The bodies then get eaten by a very large turtle population. Just never eat turtle soup when you are in India!
7.The Indians invented honor killings! Just looking at some girls behind, which is impossible to prevent in Bollywood India anyway, is enough to get yourself killed. Don't forget to wear sunglasses when in India and never take photographs!
9It is well known fact that Indians love animals more than they love people. Only in India can drunken (!) elephants rampage and kill.
9..Since corrupt Indian cops are very cheap to bribe, India effectively has no traffic violations. You can kill as many people as you like with your car without ever getting into serious trouble! Not that the Indian babus bureaucrats would ever notice someone died anyway.
After all this, how can indians find time for doing anything on the WORLD STAGE??
1.The average IQ of people in India is around 81. Weirdly enough they do not realize this and they think they are much smarter than the rest of the world. This causes countless incidents in which Indians embarrass themselves to the rest of the world without even realizing this
2.The Indian education system is the very worst on the planet. If you enroll, you get your diploma. Most Indian "engineers" are not even able to read, write or speak proper English. Even the French speak better English than "educated" Indians.
3.People from India will always agree with you, no matter what. If you ask them if they will finish a job on time, they will always say yes, not to insult you with something silly like the truth. The end result of this is that nothing gets finished, ever.
4.Somehow Indians convinced themselves that wearing gay clothing and shaking your behind a lot is entertaining. They call this Bollywood. This Hollywood wannabe silly excuse for entertainment is only entertaining in India, the rest of the world completely ignores it.
5.Indians consider a hole in the ground to be proper sanitary facilities. Unsurprisingly, there is not a single person in India who does not have dysentery!
6..Another sanitary disaster is that Indians just throw their dead into the Ganges river. The bodies then get eaten by a very large turtle population. Just never eat turtle soup when you are in India!
7.The Indians invented honor killings! Just looking at some girls behind, which is impossible to prevent in Bollywood India anyway, is enough to get yourself killed. Don't forget to wear sunglasses when in India and never take photographs!
9It is well known fact that Indians love animals more than they love people. Only in India can drunken (!) elephants rampage and kill.
9..Since corrupt Indian cops are very cheap to bribe, India effectively has no traffic violations. You can kill as many people as you like with your car without ever getting into serious trouble! Not that the Indian babus bureaucrats would ever notice someone died anyway.
After all this, how can indians find time for doing anything on the WORLD STAGE??
Why were there no pictures of the tortured and murdered women and children in Bombay, India?
Steel Rain
The media bombards the news with pictures of dead and injured Palestinians where were the pictures of the tortured and murdered Jews in Bombay?
Answer
Why just Bombay? Why not the sight of burning cars in France (caused by young Muslims), people being attacked by terrorists in Iraq, or people being blown up in nightclubs in Bali?
The newspapers are on the side of radical, violent Islam. I can't understand why, but that's the only explanation.
Why just Bombay? Why not the sight of burning cars in France (caused by young Muslims), people being attacked by terrorists in Iraq, or people being blown up in nightclubs in Bali?
The newspapers are on the side of radical, violent Islam. I can't understand why, but that's the only explanation.
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